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5月23日

叮噹的結局 (好感動 )

叮噹的結局 (好感動 ) 某天,大雄又是忘了做作業,回到學校又是被老師罵。又是被技安、亞福欺負,就連未來的太太靜宜也答應要嫁給別人。   唯一的變化的是叮噹突然變成植物機器人。無論大雄怎麼踢、打和罵,叮噹都沒有反應。大雄不知道叮噹到底發生了什麼事,只傷心得哭了一整晚。可是,無論大雄再怎樣傷心,叮噹也只是毫無反應的睡在地上,大雄伸手到百寶袋內試試,但口袋裡也無任何動靜。最後大雄想起抽屜裡的時光機,就穿著睡衣飛到廿二世紀去找叮噹的妹妹叮鈴。叮鈴還沒完全聽明白,就被大雄拖上時光機飛回二十世紀。   叮鈴一看哥哥動也不動,馬上便知是電池用完了。正想換電池之際,叮鈴想起了一個非常重大的事情------沒有備用電源……! 大雄不懂得其中意思,只在一旁催促,叮鈴只好問大雄:你願意讓哥哥跟你的回憶都消失嗎?原來舊型的貓機器人的耳朵裡,裝有備用電源,以便充電時能保持至今為止的記憶。可是……叮噹沒有耳朵!大雄終於理解事情的困難。種種回憶在大雄的腦海裡奔騰--------大雄跟叮噹曾飛到過去、未來,也曾到恐龍世界,海底世界,更在宇宙打過仗……   叮鈴拼命解釋給大雄聽,若要裝上新電池,叮噹醒來時會失去一切與大雄曾有過的回憶。若保持現狀,記憶不會就暫時不會消失。結果,大雄選擇保持現狀,此時,大雄還是小學六年級。   十數年後……從海外歸國的大雄,已經學成歸來,並就職於某家尖端科技的企業。他身邊的妻子,正是靜宜。當年,叮鈴回到廿二世紀後,大雄只跟人們說,叮噹回到未來的世界去了。日子久了,也就沒人再提起叮噹,其實他一直被保管在大雄家的壁櫥裡。   大雄為了要讓叮噹復原,拼命用功讀書,然後高中、大學都成績驕人,最後到外地深造,成為了出色的科學家。現在,大雄身在自己的研究室中對著靜宜說:\"妳看,我要按開關了。" 說完,大雄頰上情不自禁流下兩串淚珠,他就是為了這一刻苦學了十數年、為了這一刻,從一個老是忘了做作業、成績從倒數起算比較快的笨學生,爬到今天的地位……當他按下開關後,久久一陣的靜寂,靜寂……   終於,叮噹開口了:「大雄,我等你很久了。」
3月19日

Culture and Meaning






 A while ago, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure...

 

In Africa most didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe most didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe most didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In China most didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East most didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America most didn't know what "please" meant.

And in the USA most didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

2月23日

Text Effects






Glowing Text

<span style="width: 100%; font-size: 24px; font-family: Arial Black; color: blue; Filter: Glow(Color=#00FF00, Strength=6)">Glowing Text</span>

 

  • You can mess with the Values in the code :Like the Font family , Colour , The colour of the Filter & the strength of the filter.

For e.g.

<span style="width: 100%; font-size: 24px; font-family: Tahoma; color: green; Filter: Glow(Color=#00FF00, Strength=8)">d3vmax</span>

  • All the Coloured things in the code above can be changed. They are pretty self explanatory , except for Color=#00FF00 . This is the colour of the Effect. Click here to see a Colour Chart. the Modified code gives the Effect Below.

d3vmax

 

The codes for other Effects :

 Motion Blur

<span style="width: 100%; font-size: 24px; font-family: Arial Black; color: red; Filter: Shadow(Color=#0000FF, Direction=225)">Motion Blur</span>

Warped

<span style="width: 100%; font-size: 24px; font-family: Arial Black; color: orange; Filter: Wave(Add=0, Freq=2, LightStrength=20, Phase=10, Strength=5)">Warped</span>

 

Flipped

<span style="width: 100%; font-size: 24px; font-family: Arial Black; color: purple; Filter: FlipV">Flipped</span>

Dropshadow

<span style="width: 100%; font-size: 24px; font-family: Arial Black; color: blue; Filter: DropShadow(Color=#FF0000, OffX=2, OffY=2, Positive=1)">Dropshadow</span>

Shadow

<span style="width: 100%; font-size: 24px; font-family: Arial Black; color: yellow; Filter: Blur(Add = 1, Direction = 225, Strength = 10)">Shadow</span>

Alpha

<span style="width: 100%; font-size: 24px; font-family: Arial Black; color: green; Filter: Alpha(Opacity=100, FinishOpacity=0, Style=1, StartX=0, StartY=0, FinishX=580, FinishY=0)">Alpha</span>

 

Flip Horizontal

<span style="width: 100%; font-size: 24px; font-family: Arial Black; color: purple; Filter: FlipH">Flip Horizontal</span>

 

Mask

<span style="width: 100%; font-size: 24px; font-family: Arial Black; color: green; Filter: Mask(Color=#00FF00)">Mask</span>



 
 
 

 

Purple Glow:

<FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; FILTER: glow(color=purple); WIDTH: 100%; FONT-FAMILY: ????" color=#ffffff><B>Your words here</B></FONT>

Green Glow:

<FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; FILTER: glow(color=green); WIDTH: 100%; FONT-FAMILY: ????" color=#ffffff><B>Your words here</B></FONT>

 

Yellow Glow:

<FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; FILTER: glow(color=yellow); WIDTH: 100%; FONT-FAMILY: ????" color=#ffffff><B>Your words here</B></FONT>

 

Blue Glow:

<FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; FILTER: glow(color=blue); WIDTH: 100%; FONT-FAMILY: ????" color=#ffffff><B>Your words here</B></FONT>

 

Red Glow:

<FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; FILTER: glow(color=red); WIDTH: 100%; FONT-FAMILY: ????" color=#ffffff><B>Your words here</B></FONT>

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Hack MSN Spaces

Poem

Like as the waves make towards the pibbled shore,

So do our minutes hasten to their end;

Each changing place with that which goes before,

In sequent toil all forwards do contend.

Nativity, once in the main of light,

Crawls to maturity, wherewith being crowned,

Crooked eclipses 'gainst his glory fight,

And time that gave doth now his gift confound.

Time doth transfix the flourish set on youth

And delves the parallels in beauty's brow,

Feed on the rarities of nature's truth,

And nothing stands but for his scythe to move.

And yet to times in hope my verse shall stand,

Praising thy worth, despite his cruel hand.

 
 
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香港老婆與國內二奶不同之處

1. 前者識搵錢:後者等人俾錢 

2. 前者只想搵一個老公養:後者要搵幾個老公養。

3. 前者肯同老公供樓:後者無諗過要供樓。

4. 前者無錢,點都靠對手搵錢:後者無錢,香港政府俾錢。

5. 前者性伴侶少,花式唔係好曉:後者性伴唔少,花式新招樣樣絕招。

6. 前者乾乾淨淨,後者驚有性病。

7. 前者五百呎樓同你慳到似隻狗: 後者五百呎樓嫌細唔肯入門口 

8. 前者大肚返工迫車迫到四圍嘔:後者坐嚮屋企馬桶侍候。 

9. 前者家庭開支兩人支撐:後者家用唔洗旨意減。 

10.前者返工前湊返學,放工接放學,之後仲要去買送:後者送完返學un un腳,嘆茶或者打麻雀,之後先去買棵蔥。 

11.前者辛苦想同老公呻,老公一早去左訓:後者揀定睡衣同pose,老公仲答幾多分。 

12.前者"老公幫手洗碗得唔得?",老公話你唔賢良淑德:後者洗碗洗咩咁鬼急? 聽日洗都仲得。 

Doll Tables


<DIV align=center>
<TABLE style="BACKGROUND-POSITION: center center; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: no-repeat" height=270 width=343 background=http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f235/winterlalapaper/tables/50bb7d77.gif>
<TBODY>
<TR>
<TD vAlign=center align=right><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt" color=#000000><BR>
<DIV style="FILTER: Chroma(Color=green); WIDTH: 270px; HEIGHT: 79px">
<DIV style="SCROLLBAR-FACE-COLOR: green; SCROLLBAR-HIGHLIGHT-COLOR: #fc90d8; OVERFLOW: auto; WIDTH: 189px; SCROLLBAR-SHADOW-COLOR: #fc90d8; SCROLLBAR-3DLIGHT-COLOR: #fc90d8; SCROLLBAR-ARROW-COLOR: #fc90d8; SCROLLBAR-DARKSHADOW-COLOR: #fc90d8; HEIGHT: 173px">
<P align=center>Your Words</P>
<P align=center>Be</P>
<P align=center>Here!!!</P></DIV></DIV></FONT>

</TD></TR></TBODY>

</TABLE></DIV>

 
 
 
 
 

<DIV align=center>
<TABLE style="BACKGROUND-REPEAT: no-repeat" height=260 width=329 background=http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f235/winterlalapaper/tables/e0c0c7c7.gif>
<TBODY>
<TR>
<TD vAlign=top align=right><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt" color=#000000><BR>
<DIV style="FILTER: Chroma(Color=green); WIDTH: 270px; HEIGHT: 79px">
<DIV style="SCROLLBAR-FACE-COLOR: green; OVERFLOW-X: hidden; SCROLLBAR-HIGHLIGHT-COLOR: #fcfc24; OVERFLOW: auto; WIDTH: 167px; SCROLLBAR-SHADOW-COLOR: green; SCROLLBAR-3DLIGHT-COLOR: #fcfc24; SCROLLBAR-ARROW-COLOR: #fcfc24; SCROLLBAR-DARKSHADOW-COLOR: #fcfc24; HEIGHT: 218px">
<P align=center>Your words</P>
<P align=center>be</P>
<P align=center>HERE!!!</P></DIV></DIV>

</FONT></TD></TR>

</TBODY></TABLE>

</DIV>

 
 
 
 
 




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<TR>
<TD vAlign=center align=right><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt" color=#000000>
<DIV style="FILTER: Chroma(Color=green); WIDTH: 270px; HEIGHT: 79px"><BR><BR><BR><BR>
<DIV align=right>
<DIV style="SCROLLBAR-FACE-COLOR: green; OVERFLOW-X: hidden; SCROLLBAR-HIGHLIGHT-COLOR: #9090fc; OVERFLOW: auto; WIDTH: 201px; SCROLLBAR-SHADOW-COLOR: #9090fc; SCROLLBAR-3DLIGHT-COLOR: #9090fc; SCROLLBAR-ARROW-COLOR: #9090fc; SCROLLBAR-DARKSHADOW-COLOR: #9090fc; HEIGHT: 204px">
<DIV align=center>Your Words</DIV>
<DIV align=center>be</DIV>
<DIV align=center>HERE!!!</DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>
</FONT></TD></TR>
</TBODY></TABLE></DIV>
 
 
 
 

<DIV align=center>
<TABLE style="BACKGROUND-POSITION: center center; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: no-repeat" height=318 width=276 background=http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f235/winterlalapaper/tables/7e9d05c2.gif>
<TBODY>
<TR>
<TD vAlign=top align=right><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt" color=#000000><BR>
<DIV style="FILTER: Chroma(Color=green); WIDTH: 270px; HEIGHT: 79px">
<DIV style="SCROLLBAR-FACE-COLOR: green; OVERFLOW-X: hidden; SCROLLBAR-HIGHLIGHT-COLOR: #fc90d8; OVERFLOW: auto; WIDTH: 143px; SCROLLBAR-SHADOW-COLOR: #fc90d8; SCROLLBAR-3DLIGHT-COLOR: #fc90d8; SCROLLBAR-ARROW-COLOR: #fc90d8; SCROLLBAR-DARKSHADOW-COLOR: #fc90d8; HEIGHT: 275px">
<P align=center>Your Words</P>
<P align=center>be</P>
<P align=center>HERE!!!</P></DIV></DIV>

</FONT></TD>

</TR></TBODY>

</TABLE></DIV>

 




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<TBODY>
<TR>
<TD vAlign=center align=right><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt" color=#000000><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>
<DIV align=right>
<DIV style="SCROLLBAR-FACE-COLOR: green; FILTER: Chroma(Color=green); OVERFLOW-X: hidden; OVERFLOW: scroll; WIDTH: 220px; SCROLLBAR-3DLIGHT-COLOR: #fc90d8; SCROLLBAR-ARROW-COLOR: #fc90d8; SCROLLBAR-DARKSHADOW-COLOR: #fc90d8; HEIGHT: 218px">
<P align=center>Your Words be </P>
<P align=center>HERE!!!!</P></DIV></DIV></FONT>

</TR></TBODY></DIV>

 

 
 
 
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<DIV align=center>
<TABLE style="BACKGROUND-POSITION: center center; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: no-repeat" height=225 width=300 background=http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c147/wintercoolala/52430194.gif>
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<TR>
<TD vAlign=center align=right>
<DIV align=center>
<DIV style="SCROLLBAR-FACE-COLOR: #ff3366; FLOAT: right; OVERFLOW-X: hidden; OVERFLOW: scroll; WIDTH: 110px; SCROLLBAR-3DLIGHT-COLOR: #efaece; SCROLLBAR-ARROW-COLOR: #ffffff; SCROLLBAR-BASE-COLOR: #ffd7e7; HEIGHT: 170px">
<DIV align=center><FONT color=#ff00ff>Your words be</FONT></DIV>
<DIV align=center><FONT color=#ff00ff>HERE!!</FONT></SPAN>
</DIV></DIV>
</DIV></TD>
</TR></TBODY>
</TABLE></DIV>
 
 
 
 


<DIV align=center>
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<TBODY>
<TR>
<TD vAlign=top align=right><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14px; FILTER: Glow(color=ffffff ,strength=10); COLOR: #ff0033; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; HEIGHT: 26px"><BR><BR>
<DIV style="FILTER: Chroma(Color=green); WIDTH: 270px; HEIGHT: 79px">
<DIV style="SCROLLBAR-FACE-COLOR: green; OVERFLOW-X: hidden; SCROLLBAR-HIGHLIGHT-COLOR: #fc4800; OVERFLOW: auto; WIDTH: 219px; SCROLLBAR-SHADOW-COLOR: green; SCROLLBAR-3DLIGHT-COLOR: #fc4800; SCROLLBAR-ARROW-COLOR: red; SCROLLBAR-DARKSHADOW-COLOR: #fc4800; HEIGHT: 238px">
<P align=center>Your Words be </P>
<P align=center>Here</P>

</DIV></DIV></SPAN>

</TD></TR></TBODY>

</TABLE></DIV>

 
 
 
 




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<TABLE style="BACKGROUND-POSITION: center center; BACKGROUND-REPEAT: no-repeat" height=300 width=300 background=http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f235/winterlalapaper/tables/3f7a4a56.gif>
<TBODY>
<TR>
<TD vAlign=center align=left><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt" color=#000000><BR><BR><BR><BR>
<DIV style="FILTER: Chroma(Color=green); WIDTH: 270px; HEIGHT: 79px">
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<P align=center>Your Words be </P>
<P align=center>Here!!!</P></DIV></DIV>

</FONT></TD>

</TR></TBODY>

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1月27日

Signs That You are Too Drunk




You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

Your job is interfering with your drinking.

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream.

Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

You can focus better with one eye closed.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

You fall off the floor..

Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..'

Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.

The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in..

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alchohol, and [Women or Men].

Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.

Roseanne looks good.

Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

That damned pink elephant followed me home again.

I'm as sober as a judge.

The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.

You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO TORO!' in the middle of the night.

1月26日

My dad is better than your dad!



Three boys sitting at the playgroung arguing about who has the most powerful dad.

 

The first boy brags, "My dad is a judge, people call him `your honor`!"


The second boy replies, "Well, MY dad is a bishop, people call him `your exilence`!"

 

The third boy is not at all impressed by this; "That`s nothing compared with my dad!!
He weighs over 500 pounds and when people see him they say OH MY GOD!!"

 

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